I'd like to start out by saying that I am not crazy.





Have you ever had to take your little brother or sister to some sort of function where you'll see a lot of your friends or people you want to impress? Don't you just live for those moments??

Well, I sure do(((Note heavy sarcasm.)))

Now, I in no way feel that Edgar is my brother, and I also would never take ANYWHERE near the people I have to socialize with on a daily basis. But sometimes the universe is a sadist and a jerk out to make everyone’s life miserable while it sits it's fat behind down on a nice comfortable lazy boy recliner and watches us on a huge plasma screen television like our lives were on funniest home videos! Darn you Dame Forutune!!

Okay, so I drove my sisters to school the other day, as usual, it took the same amount of time as it did everyday. Music was blaring, we were singing(badly) and all was good...until we go to school, that is.

I was sitting with my friends talking about what happened the day before after we parted ways and coping homework from classes we shared, ya'know, the usual before school activates...

(((okay, I hope you've noticed that I've been using the word usual a lot. Well, this is where things start to get unusual)))

So, I was just sitting there, minding my own business, doing absolutely nothing to harm the universe or any one else in any what when luck turned on me and a black cat jumped in the table and sat in front of me...

...a VERY familiar black cat.

For a moment I sat in shock. I watched as my friends began to fawn over the cat and pet it, while the little demon purred in ecstasy. I remember thinking that there was no way that this was happening to me. I had to be dreaming, because this was a thing of nightmares! All I had to do was click my heels together and chant 'there's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home'

"What did you say," my friend Sin asked." You wanna go home? But school hasn't even started yet."

"Yeah, we can't go home yet. We just barley got here!" The voice came from behind me and I knew it had to be a nightmare. There was just absolutely no other explanation as to why the demonic cat and the un-imaginary friend were here at my school.

None.

In fact, I was so sure that this was a dream that I knew that I could just wish them away. Hey, it was my dream, right?

Now, I'm not exactly sure how one goes about wishing people from their dreams, But I was quite confident that I could do it. In my dreams I could have powers beyond my wildest imaginings...of course, since it's my dreams I guess it isn't really too far past my wildest imaginings.

And so I sat there, wishing them away....and wishing....and wishing.....and....

That damn cat was still sitting in font of me!

Smirking!

I wished harder, staring the cat down. It just yawned.

I felt someone sit down next to me. "Karma says that he's getting tired of staring at you," Edgar said. "He does that enough at home."

Still I stared unblinkingly at the cat.

Why. Wouldn't. It. Go. Away??

"He's going to scratch you if you don't stop staring at him like that," Edgar whispered in my ear. "He promises it won't be a small one either."

I closed my eyes and laid my head on the table. Groaning loudly I said, "Damn it!"

"What's wrong?" Edgar asks as he the back of my neck. "did you not get enough sleep last night?"

"What were you doing to not get enough sleep last night?" Sin asked, brows raised high with interest.

"Shut-up before I hurt you." I growled at her. She did, but now her face held a smirk that could rival the cats. I turned and looked into Edgar's sparkling hazel eyes. "What the hell are you doing here?"

"Hey, watch your language! There are children around here."

I rolled my eyes and asked again, "What the heck are you doing? And don't you dare tell me that you followed me to school."

"I didn't," he said with what he must have thought was a reassuring smile. He patted my back in a comforting motion, that actually made me feel a little better...that was until he added, "Karma followed you to school and I followed him."

****that smiley face up there^represents the big dopey smile that he wore after making that asinine announcement.****

I glared at him, which he completely ignored. "But, we didn't really follow you here," he continued. "We stowed away in the back of the pick-up and came along with you. By the way, you should clean up a little back there. There are all sorts of creepy crawlies." He shuddered at the reminder.

I wanted to shove him and Karma back there and lock them you in there for the rest of the day. Or better yet, the week. Or even better yet, a whole blessed year.

Yeah that'd be great.

But Karma would probably find some way to break my legs with in an hour...and the lock on the back of the truck had broken the day before any way.

And, honestly the second reason is the only reason I decided against it. I could live with a broken leg or two.



As usual, some of the occurrences in this journal are real...but mostly it's fake

tune in next time for and another Add of ThandE & Karma when I continue on this tale and you can see what happens when a cat and an un-imaginary friend come to school and completely trash everything and then leaves you to take the blame....Oh joy